|My personal favorite (I'm the one that's
|The Most Interesting Man
in the World
|I'm not sure that I merit this.
|The Real Slim Craigy
|I'm no longer slim, but I like the rap
|Pimp Daddy Craig
|What did I do to deserve this??
|For former students uncomfortable with
calling me Richard.
|I thought I was hopelessly white.
|Tenacious D Craig
|I guess it's better than Heavy D.
|Keep working on those hip-hop names.
|In the absence of R. Kelly...
|There's probably no appropriate comment.
|I'll accept this as long as
“graying” is left out.
|I supposedly use this word frequently
|The Greatest Sarcastic Man
|I'll accept being the best of anything.
|The Overheard Cat Burglar
|This has a great story behind it...
|The Big Giant Head
|I'm afraid this is anatomically accurate
|From a colleague. This has character.
|What is this, “Welcome Back, Kotter”?
|Not sure if I can pull this off
|A cool name if I were still an athlete
|Undoubtedly from a Spartan Daily
|Supreme Smarty Pants
|When I get tired of O.D.B., I'll be S.S.P.
|Prof Full O'Beans
|Read into this what you will
|Probably not a compliment
|OK if referring to his younger days
|Not sure if this is interesting or creepy
|I don't see it, but...
|Someone's kissing up to me
|Someone else is kissing up to me
|Someone's REALLY kissing up to me
|Someone's off my Christmas list
|I'm not touching this one
|This is a common theme
|I'm neither as odd-looking nor as rich
|Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante
|This is/was supposedly a real mobster